multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via alyygirl1)

klefable:

why do women always take their husbands last name. why can’t u go by who has the coolest last name instead

jpgay:

really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

(via nekomatas-mountain)